torturegarden

forgive me kind sir...i did not realise that you yourself were a player of this contraption you call "bass"...on that note i shall promptly re-asses my opinion on the topic...because, if your profile picture is anything to go by, you are indeed, as you put it "angelic, poised and dapper". i am a novice in the ways of the bass...maybe master stoopidhead can impart some of his knowledge unto me one day.

as for the gels...my theory does not stretch as far as sean yseult (almost*) however...she does not stir my loins...but i do respect her as a goddessguru type figure. yaaw i guess ive just never had a thing for blondes.

as for queenie i suggest you back off harry...cos that bitch is all mine...we may be able to work out some sort of sharing system with fiona however.

xx-bottom-end-chromosomed-providers? it has never been put so beautifully.

i am particularly well educated THANKYOUVERYMUCH and am highly suspicous of your intended connotations...
if my assumptions are correct then i should like to inform you that despite my current sexual orientation i have had my share of the buffet...if you will.

stoopidhead is merely a term of endearment...much like pumpkinhead, raggamuffin, or fuckface.

as for our darling little fi (what a lucky girl she is!) it goes without saying that we share her norty bits...provided you are hygenic with the girl and std-free...i do however lay exclusive claim to all her chubby bits...i find the girl too damn skinny it almost makes me .



[Edited on Aug 26, 2003]