I'm having a garage sale this Saturday, Oct. 2. If you're close, you should come. If you have stuff to sell, you should come do it with me. If you do neither, i guess you're not really my friends.
so, I was wandering around Main St today and look at one of those boxes of free newspapers, and who is staring up at me but my beautiful estranged friend...
HELLO!1!! HI!!
I MISS YOU!!