Here are just a couple of the junk e-mail titles I've been getting... (I say as though you aren't all getting the same ones. Or are you?)
Bestiality GONE WRONG
Gigantic Horse Wang
Vim and sexual vigor
Large size it because you can
Free VIP pass to the best hot moms mature site!
and how many DISCREET OVERNIGHT PHARMACY e-mails are other people getting? Have I been somehow singled out as someone who would buy prescription drugs on a whim and really really want them within 24 hours?
These are topics that would never EVER be fodder for a telemarketer. Could you imagine? "Hi, I'm Vera from Gigantic Horse Cock Incorporated. Are you happy with the size of your wang? Is your lover satisfied?" First off, I don't have a wang. Nor do I want to be with a person who is preoccupied with having a penis of horse-like proportions. I think I've rambled enough for today. Time to wander around Vancouver.
Bestiality GONE WRONG
Gigantic Horse Wang
Vim and sexual vigor
Large size it because you can
Free VIP pass to the best hot moms mature site!
and how many DISCREET OVERNIGHT PHARMACY e-mails are other people getting? Have I been somehow singled out as someone who would buy prescription drugs on a whim and really really want them within 24 hours?
These are topics that would never EVER be fodder for a telemarketer. Could you imagine? "Hi, I'm Vera from Gigantic Horse Cock Incorporated. Are you happy with the size of your wang? Is your lover satisfied?" First off, I don't have a wang. Nor do I want to be with a person who is preoccupied with having a penis of horse-like proportions. I think I've rambled enough for today. Time to wander around Vancouver.
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you up in vancouver bc?? do you like it up there?? seems like a pretty good place to live...
anyway, just droppin a note...as i am the best egooglizer ever...
ps...this is your official stomach jumping warning...
And by the way, that was the nicest email I've gotten in a long long time.