yay for drug testing. i got tested on yesterday. i went in for an interview on tuesday. the corporate whores that interviewed me called my supervisers bosses (all 6 of 'em) and told them i'm a junkie. this was based on my wearing black eye liner, having piercings (i took twelve of them out. all that was in was my tongue, my 2 cartalage piercings, and my tragus), having "messed up hair", and not licking their dicks to run over to pee in a cup. yes. i asked to put it off. i've had a strep and bronchitus for the past week and a half which is accompanied by a raging fever. please excuse me for wanting to curl up in a ball and die.
my boss laughed at them. he then explained everything to his bosses. who also laughed at the corporate whores. my boss told me that i did an amazing job on first day at work and that the members of the health club loved me. he also noted that my having piercing, tattoos, and wierd hair in NO way affects my ability to yank the drowning people out of the pool.
one of the higher up clients that has quite a bitof influence went completely unwarrented to my superviser and told him how much he loves me, and what a great lifeguard i am. he remembered me from a pool i had worked at previously.
so. i went. i pissed in their cup. i then got a call from my boss asking what meds i'm on. so i began to list them. he had done some research showing how easy it is to come up with false positives with piss tests. we figured out that with all the meds i'm on, there's a good chance i'll come up positive on the drug test. so he told me that regardless of the outcome, i've got a job at one of his other pools. if i pass, he wants me to go to the corporate whores and let them know that i don't want to work for them. if i don't, whatever. i've got a job at the other pool.
so rock. i love my boss. i'm soooo honored that he's doing all of this for me, based on the fact that he's known me for all of a week. i need to bake him some cookies or something.
in other news... philly and jersey are fighting over me. it's great. i work for one of the largest pool management companies in the states. i worked for the philly office the last two summers, but i want to work closer to home this summer so i'll be rockin out the jersey office. the jersey office called the philly office to ask about me, and they startedd screamin that they couldn't have me
i feel so loved...
so leave me some more love goddamnit!
my boss laughed at them. he then explained everything to his bosses. who also laughed at the corporate whores. my boss told me that i did an amazing job on first day at work and that the members of the health club loved me. he also noted that my having piercing, tattoos, and wierd hair in NO way affects my ability to yank the drowning people out of the pool.
one of the higher up clients that has quite a bitof influence went completely unwarrented to my superviser and told him how much he loves me, and what a great lifeguard i am. he remembered me from a pool i had worked at previously.
so. i went. i pissed in their cup. i then got a call from my boss asking what meds i'm on. so i began to list them. he had done some research showing how easy it is to come up with false positives with piss tests. we figured out that with all the meds i'm on, there's a good chance i'll come up positive on the drug test. so he told me that regardless of the outcome, i've got a job at one of his other pools. if i pass, he wants me to go to the corporate whores and let them know that i don't want to work for them. if i don't, whatever. i've got a job at the other pool.
so rock. i love my boss. i'm soooo honored that he's doing all of this for me, based on the fact that he's known me for all of a week. i need to bake him some cookies or something.
in other news... philly and jersey are fighting over me. it's great. i work for one of the largest pool management companies in the states. i worked for the philly office the last two summers, but i want to work closer to home this summer so i'll be rockin out the jersey office. the jersey office called the philly office to ask about me, and they startedd screamin that they couldn't have me
i feel so loved...
so leave me some more love goddamnit!
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jaidee:
hoorah!!! congrats! you rock
jgo:
When does shit like that ever happen! That's so sweet! I'm glad that people are watching yr back like that, sounds like a good deal. One question though, where in New York is their a pool during the winter?