thank you to everyone who wrote my mom a note! especially LX, Pip, and Midknight for being such eloquent motherfuckers!
if you haven't yet written my mother a note about how i don't suck at life and how much this site rocks, get the fuck on it!
in other news: i'm now accepting applications for new parents and flatmates. and yes. you can do both simultaneosly.
now before we get into the details i'd like you to know that the one room is $500, and the other one is $600 but all utilities are included. if you're applying as a parent it'd be super cool if you did any of the stuff i hear other parents do- pick up the tab on some of my tuition or rent. maybe buy me dinner occasioally when i'm having one of those i haven't eaten in three or four days types of days. it's not necessary, but an occasional hug is.
so on to the application:
name:
contact info:
occupation:
references:
from there we'll schedule an interview.

oh. and anyone that wants to find me a new job, that would rock a lot too. free hugs and kisses to anyone that pulls me out of my shitty whole in the wall job. really. for those that know where i work, you understand how necessary it is. my skills include office work, data entry, lifeguarding, waitressing, bartending, retail sales whore, activist stuff, teaching guitar, selling my bad artwork, and anything else i may have forgotten. anything not explicitly mentioned previously can be faked extremely well. i promise.

yes. i seem to be quite needy. i'm sorry. really. i am. i'm in need of some change in my life. a lot of it. so hook it the fuck up, kiddies!