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tori

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Friday Jan 02, 2004

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today is totally productive. it rocks!
i got home around 5am after getting some after work grub.
i spent the next 4 hours cleaning my house. it was gross. my roommates blow goats for quarters. really. i have proof. i wrestled three of the five christmas trees out of the house. i've come to the realization that i will never ever get all of the pine needles out of the house tongue
then my friend and i rearranged all the furniture in the living room and the kitchen.
so after all of that i did about 4 months worth of laundry. i hate doing laundry. for no other reason than lugging it to the damn laundromat. i kept putting off the doing of the laundry in hopes of having one of my stupid guy friends carry it for me. but then i lost my phone and with it all the stupid guys numbers frown i totally had a guy ready to carry it for me, but he doesn't get off work til later tonite, so fuck it. i dragged it myself. it nearly fucking killed my weak ass.
i saw the cutest chocolate lab puppy whilst at the laundromat... i tried to sneak him in my bag and take him home with me- his owner wasn't down with that...
i was stalked by crazy old ladies. you know. the ones with no friends that want to suck what remaining youth i have right out of me. they were amusing. laundry at that ungodly hour of the morning is their grand outing... it's kinda sad...
so yeah. all of that. and it's only noon. i still need to sleep. ahh. sleep.
but first.. a shower (with my clean towels biggrin ), gots to go fix my phone (again mad ), register for classes, clean my room, do my roommates dishes (see aforementioned note regarding goats tongue ), and threaten to kill roommates (none of those fuckers have paid rent yet.. i will throw their shit out in the street or sell it on ebay or something mad )...
so yeah. i guess i'm playing lil miss homemaker type today... puke
don't worry. i fully intend on drinking tonite like it's 1999 or something along those lines biggrin
here's hoping your days are rockin out with their collective cocks out love kiss love
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
rxqueen:
a certain reporter
shall we kick her with steel toes?
.... in the face? smile
i hope yr roommates stop being lame with the rent & cleaning.
or maybe we should beat up the reporter with yr roomies watching, and telling them they're next if they don't start pickin up the slack wink
I hope you got yr much needed rest!
and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hope we get to hang out sometime soon.
xoxo

kiss
Jan 4, 2004
hellynn:
you too? I try to steal puppies all the time kiss
Jan 4, 2004

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