where to start?...
well. first off. i'd like to make quick mention of how much i fuckin hate reporters. oh yes. i have a hatred for them that can only be expressed by modern dance. i'm so glad i lied to the cunt about my real name. oh yes. and it's nice to know that i sparkle. great! I FUCKING SPARKLE!
ha!
my friend reminded me that the picture in the nytimes was one of the worst she's ever seen of me. and for anyone that got the actual sunday newspaper, you'll note that my fuckin picture was like a quarter of the page.
aside from that i've been sick with that whole flu thing.
i haven't left my house since i got home from work on xmas (with the exception of my trip to the hospital). thankfully, the fever's finally gone. i still can't breathe. the coughing has calmed down a bit. i even got to smoke a cigarette today 
i haven't smoked for the last three days. nicotine cravings make for a not so friendly tori..
so with that in mind, i'm now looking for any ideas on how to make myself well again. i've been taking tons and tons of vitamins and herbs and good stuff. lots of water. i've been sleeping about 20 hours a day. i just wanna be well again!
so yeah. not too much is goin on in my world. i haven't left the house in 4 days. i'm not leaving till i gots to work tomorrow.
so leave some love and entertainment, damnit!
mwuahhh! (with tongue!)
well. first off. i'd like to make quick mention of how much i fuckin hate reporters. oh yes. i have a hatred for them that can only be expressed by modern dance. i'm so glad i lied to the cunt about my real name. oh yes. and it's nice to know that i sparkle. great! I FUCKING SPARKLE!
ha!
my friend reminded me that the picture in the nytimes was one of the worst she's ever seen of me. and for anyone that got the actual sunday newspaper, you'll note that my fuckin picture was like a quarter of the page.
aside from that i've been sick with that whole flu thing.
i haven't left my house since i got home from work on xmas (with the exception of my trip to the hospital). thankfully, the fever's finally gone. i still can't breathe. the coughing has calmed down a bit. i even got to smoke a cigarette today i haven't smoked for the last three days. nicotine cravings make for a not so friendly tori..
so with that in mind, i'm now looking for any ideas on how to make myself well again. i've been taking tons and tons of vitamins and herbs and good stuff. lots of water. i've been sleeping about 20 hours a day. i just wanna be well again!
so yeah. not too much is goin on in my world. i haven't left the house in 4 days. i'm not leaving till i gots to work tomorrow.
so leave some love and entertainment, damnit!
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mrsicboy:
i feel your pain. Been drinkin a away my boredom, but even that is startin to get old. Go to Budweiser.com and go to their making faces section, i'm sure you'll find some fun there.
lx:
I get so much shit for smoking and drinking while preaching veganism. I don't do it for my health particularly... Not anymore anyway. So get off me motherfuckers... I have vodka on ice in the freezer at all times! And I like a good smoke after I go jogging. That makes sense, huh?
I have vodka on ice in the freezer at all times! And I like a good smoke after I go jogging. That makes sense, huh?