tori

i have a black eye. i took a rather nasty elbow to the face last night. oops.
asking the clerk at the store which makeup covers a black eye best was possibly the best thing ever. she looked so frightened when i started screaming about nothing being marketed for black eyes.
i took the time yesterday to call my journalism prof a cocksucker in front of the whole class. he told me i need to tone it down a bit. i explained to him that i had. silly prof.
i interviewed some air force recruiter people on tuesday. they told me that all gay people have aids.
i went out to lunch with the recruit. he's a 25 year old virgin. he talked about jesus the entire time, at which point i started discussing my ideas for mandatory abortions held at toll plazas.
my grandmother explained to me today that black people can't park their cars. at all. ever. they all just stop in the middle of the road apparently.
that was after screaming at some man for driving badly because he was a woman.
i'm sleepy.
i heart my bed. especially blankets. i may have overdone it with the blankets, but i love them. and i will fuck anyone up who tries to take them.
so i'm officially on spring break. i can't tell the difference. sleeping in occasionally will be nice. i do love spending quality time with my blankets.
otherwise, there's nothing new in my life. i have a crew of snoring people following me around at all hours. it's pretty terrible. no matter where i go, people just fall asleep and start snoring. i really do find snoring to be one of the worst sounds ever. it's definitely some conspiracy of the oprichnina. bastards!
in short, leave love. and funny stories. and things to do for spring break that wont cause me to get into any fights. the whole world is trying to fight me right now, and it's really starting to test my patience.