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Monday Mar 13, 2006

Mar 13, 2006
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i got drunk last night and swept. and mopped. and made pillows.
i'm such the threat to society.
i hate my school. i gave a speech on pirates this week. my fellow students did not understand why anyone would want to be a pirate. seriously, being a communications major is not lucrative, fucker. pirating, however, is.
in my next class we were critiquing profiles. my partners was looked at, so again, i had a classroom full of people not understanding why anyone would want to be a pirate. a room full of english majors at that. i would have thought that if anyone would understand why one might want to make money it would be a bunch of broke ass english majors.
what the hell is the national dean's list? is this some advert thing, or does it have actual meaning?
so i had to hear a speech on coprperations being evil this week. given by a pot head, in nike shoes on a sony computer. surreal bitching, not because of the policies and such that corperations enforce, but because they want to make money. i couldn't believe the kid was dumb enough to try to stumble through that. worse, the rest of the class ate it up with a fucking spoon. this is where counter culture is headed, and hence i weep for the future.
tell me fun. make me laugh. make me smile. one - two - three - GO!
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n8urboy:
I'm kind of fanatic about anything I do, but bowling is especially fun. you drink beer, and throw a big heavy ball to knock a bunch of shit over. It's great.I'm starting to get into the 160s.

Right now I'm doing Northern Kung Fu. It's a lot different from my background in Koga Yamabushi and Kickboxing. I dig it. EL SUICIDO LOCO
Mar 15, 2006
n8urboy:
Koga Yamabushi is a style of ninjitsu. I just don't like saying ninjitsu that much. Northern Kung Fu is much more Jumpy, kicky, and spread out than southern Kung fu is. Because they fought more on battlefields and kicking mongoloids off of horses and with military weapons, such as the broad swords, staves, and spears. Where as Southern Kung Fu is more city oriented and close quartered due to the heavier population in the south, large cities, and port towns.

I also dress up for bowling. I tend to wear cowboy shirts with pearl snaps when bowling. Like a cowboy. If I ever find a flaming shirt, I'll wear that bowling.
Mar 17, 2006

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