Winter Tips
1. Black ice is just like regular ice...they just call it black to remind idiot f#$king drivers that ice can also be on the roads too.
2. Doesnt matter what size you are...in snow there are no advantages.
3. Forget about the old wifes tale about not eating the yellow snow..that was writen in 1905....for now a days, dont eat any snow. Tastes like salt and acid anyways.
4. I know, I know GT snow racers are a cool idea and they look awesome but they are heavy as f#$k. You got to pull that f#$ker back UP the hill too.
5. That brings me to my fifth point..brakes are toboggans are NOT a good idea. You will flip and you will land on your face.
6. -38 is NOT good.
7. Snowmobiles are heavy and ice cracks...need i say more.
8. Ice fishing is another term for I am going out to get drunk. You dont actually think that we go to fish...do you?
9. Hot Chocolate...lets emphasize the word HOT...ok?
Enjoy your winter people. Play safe..
1. Black ice is just like regular ice...they just call it black to remind idiot f#$king drivers that ice can also be on the roads too.
2. Doesnt matter what size you are...in snow there are no advantages.
3. Forget about the old wifes tale about not eating the yellow snow..that was writen in 1905....for now a days, dont eat any snow. Tastes like salt and acid anyways.
4. I know, I know GT snow racers are a cool idea and they look awesome but they are heavy as f#$k. You got to pull that f#$ker back UP the hill too.
5. That brings me to my fifth point..brakes are toboggans are NOT a good idea. You will flip and you will land on your face.
6. -38 is NOT good.
7. Snowmobiles are heavy and ice cracks...need i say more.
8. Ice fishing is another term for I am going out to get drunk. You dont actually think that we go to fish...do you?
9. Hot Chocolate...lets emphasize the word HOT...ok?
Enjoy your winter people. Play safe..
Toboggans kick ass because there's no controls whatsoever. Who the fuck would put brakes on a toboggan?
I miss snow....