toolgirl

Those fuckers! Stupid grocery stores putting out those huge displays of Doritos. The temptation was too great. I can only resist so many times and then have to buy a bag. Soooo delicious. This bag was the fucking money bag people. There was a significantly higher percentage of chips with extra nacho coating present. Step away from the bag....

Well folks soon there will be mayhem and madness! About a month from now the boy goes away on business and you know what that means? That's right - strippers! This bisexual butterfly emerges from her cocoon all wet and ready to greet the fabulous ladies of Rick's nightclub. Woohoo!

And how about that Lavonne!
Mommy like!