Holy shit! I was just outside starting up the grill. Got the thing lit and closed the lid. That's when I started hearing the rustling. Opened the lid and saw a fucking rat in between the grills!
Closed the lid again. Thought for a moment, and as I'm debating how to get the rat out from in between the top and bottom grills the thing thumps out of the bottom and scurries away. Went out the way it came in.
And all I wanted was to come home from work and put on the new tool album! The question is, should I cook the chicken I had planned to cook or not....
Closed the lid again. Thought for a moment, and as I'm debating how to get the rat out from in between the top and bottom grills the thing thumps out of the bottom and scurries away. Went out the way it came in.
And all I wanted was to come home from work and put on the new tool album! The question is, should I cook the chicken I had planned to cook or not....
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Whatyuhdoo here, sweet thang, iz yuh gets yerself someuhthatol' Shadow Briggand and someuhthatol' white wine woostahshistachesheseshire sauce. Then, yuh gets yerself someuhthatdangol' trusty A-NumberFUCKIN'-1 sauce, some crisco, somegoddarn turkeybacon, an then yuh grab that lil' critter right buy his dangol' little gibblynibblers an' yuh slather him all up all over his lil' self. An thenyerready!!! Fire that grill up girl... C'mon now, girrlll I said FIREITUPPP!!! YEAHHAWWW!!! Now were cookin' with grease!! NOW WERE DOIN' SOME REAL DOWNHOMESTYLE ROASTIN' BABY!!!
(Goddam how I love me some dadgum flamebroiled critter...)