tonycapris

Twas the day of Christmas, I get called to work. I drive 12 hours through 2 blizzards, in 2 states, I get lost in Denver, so I get a hotel room for the night... With thousands of dollars of tools, video equipment, etc... In my work vehicle, some dick bag breaks into said truck... All they steal, after smashing out the window, is a grocery...
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You Know It's Probably Not Going To Be Your Day When You Wake Up Hungover, Stumble To The Towel Closet, Grab A Towel, stumble To The Shower, Wash The Smell Of Last Night Off, Only To Get Out Of The Shower And Realize You Grabbed A Little Hand Towel... NOT A Regular Sized Towel...

Every Time I Drink Alone, I End Up Eating An Entire Box Of Graham Crackers In My Bed... And, Graham Cracker Crumbs Are Extremely Unpleasant To Sleep On...