tonkakatt's SuicideGirls Blog

Last week my Dad is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. & some young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young student said, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggled again & asked,"Nurse are my testicles...
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northern:

Ha!

I read your last entry.

That really is creepy.

What the heck was going through the guys mind, that this was some great way to meet a woman?

Bizarre.

May 11, 2007

thefreak:

BWAHAHAHAHA!

-TM

May 14, 2007

tonight I backed outta my driveway to go get a pedicure (my guy wasn't back from Cali yet tho so next week) and this car was right on my ass riding it like a cowboy...I was doing the speed limit of 35, so after about 1/4 of a mile of this I sped up to 45 even though the police station was up ahead. then...
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groove:

Damn, that is creepy! But he was probably just a horny loser who *really* doesn't know how to approach a lady... man, that's a new one on me!

May 10, 2007

the new sg makes me want to vomit! I have no idea where anything is, its slow & useless!

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frost:

the expanding thing does suck. but firefox is great! firefox.com it is a browser. it is one of the best, fastest browsers out there! get it! i swear by it!

May 9, 2007

northern:

I never like change.

Must be the old man part of me.

But then I get used to it.

Then they change it again.

How's life otherwise?

May 9, 2007

thefreak:

-TM

May 7, 2007

I have issues...many big issues. I don't feel like getting into it right now.
1. money...I'm broke!
2. boyfriend
3. best friend
4. work & co workers

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groove:

Well, I hope you at least had a chance to have some fun this weekend...

Apr 29, 2007

thefreak:

That video's just silly.

-TM

Apr 30, 2007

natural selection...I say they should've left it the way it was...lol little shithead...hehehehe

LONDON (Reuters) - British firefighters said on Wednesday they had come to a boy's rescue after he got a toilet seat stuck on his head.

The toddler, aged two-and-a-half, and his mother walked into a fire station in Braintree, Essex, Tuesday saying the boy had put his head through a small trainer...
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groove:

Doesn't sound like his toilet training is going very well...

Apr 25, 2007

thefreak:

What, was he checking his stool to make sure he was getting enough fiber?

-TM

Apr 25, 2007

its soooo fucking beautiful outside! & my flowers are blooming!!!

I still hate SG

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sharky001:

Nice profile pics. Sexy legs.

Apr 23, 2007

frost:

i was 150 before having the kid...now i am 123. i think i did OPPISITE of what most people did...very odd.

but thank you for the comment.

Apr 24, 2007

I still hate sg.

my boyfriend is hanging out with the "cool kids" tonight...yea he chose to sit around with a bunch of men playing poker getting high rahter than doing something...anything with me. this really pisses me off.

my exboyfriend came in for a haircut today. & he wanted me to do it. (the mofo or friday bf if you read my past blogs)...
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groove:

Man, that is pissy. You should fire her for not signing. I mean, look, she's obviously a pain in the butt for other reasons, and now she is slapping you in the face, so to speak. Sounds like she needs a major attitude adjustment: a new job!

Apr 22, 2007