I've decided that I'm going to call my "Mofo" my friday boyfriend, as he only calls on Fridays. if you recall he's also the bastard who walked out of my life on a friday forcing me and my best friend to go let air outta his tires. but thats a whole other story, he ended up calling me last friday about 9 times, and again yesterday morning. he said he was going to stop by my work at 2pm, and never did....which is probably a good thing since most of my coworkers want to lynch him for upsetting me.
then theres the other "weekend boyfriend"
he works all week and only calls on the weekend, most likely he's married or something and his wife works on weekends or something.
so let me tell you how fucked up and weird he was last Sunday.....
he doesn't know much english, he's from Brazil, I don't know Portugese. and we both know a few words in French and Spanish, so we manage to communicate a little bit, he makes me laugh and smile, so thats why I've been hanging out with him...anyways, he really likes the Doors, and will sing (in very broken English) "come on baby light my fire". he does this from time to time if eh doesn't know what else to say, it makes me smile, which makes hiom smile and everyone is happy.
ok this is where the stiry turns.....
he wanted ME to sing "come on baby light my fire" and I couldn't remember any more words that that, so I told him I don't know the words..(and I don't sing either) I suck at singing, I'd be the one on american idol who gets laughed at the most, so he kept pushing me, so I sang "people are strange" instead, and the words just kept rolling, verse after verse, when I was done.......
he cried
, what the hell do you do when that happens??????
then to make it worse....he says "I cry" and took my hand and wiped the tears off his face.
....I'm still trying to figure that out, and its Saturday!!!! I don't think he even knew what I was saying...but yeah people ARE strange.
he hasn't called me and I haven't called him. I kinda want to call him but I just don't know
then theres the other "weekend boyfriend"
he works all week and only calls on the weekend, most likely he's married or something and his wife works on weekends or something.
so let me tell you how fucked up and weird he was last Sunday.....
he doesn't know much english, he's from Brazil, I don't know Portugese. and we both know a few words in French and Spanish, so we manage to communicate a little bit, he makes me laugh and smile, so thats why I've been hanging out with him...anyways, he really likes the Doors, and will sing (in very broken English) "come on baby light my fire". he does this from time to time if eh doesn't know what else to say, it makes me smile, which makes hiom smile and everyone is happy.
ok this is where the stiry turns.....
he wanted ME to sing "come on baby light my fire" and I couldn't remember any more words that that, so I told him I don't know the words..(and I don't sing either) I suck at singing, I'd be the one on american idol who gets laughed at the most, so he kept pushing me, so I sang "people are strange" instead, and the words just kept rolling, verse after verse, when I was done.......
he cried






he hasn't called me and I haven't called him. I kinda want to call him but I just don't know
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Though I stalled Heather's car out almost a dozen times. Friggin' standards.
Aren't you proud of me?
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-TM