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Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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Chinese Honeymoon

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about . numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"


if that doesn't make you laugh biggrin biggrin then tongue to you!
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
zgrat:
biggrin tongue
Oct 17, 2005
clio:
Hehe, that's the best thing I've heard all day. xoxo
Oct 18, 2005

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