Cyndi Lauper concert was awesome, I got to meet Jill Sobule and got a picture with her and everything! I also met all of Cyndi's band before the show through the drummer Sammy, who is on my Myspace. I got mistaken for Cyndi when I was at the ATM across the parking lot from the theater. I had on sunglasses, so I guess they just put two and two together and figured I was her. It was flattering. I'm much taller than Cyndi, but I'm still short, so I guess so.
A lady at my work is an idiot. I love her, but she is a fundamentalist Xtian and has been trying to witness to me about how homosexuality is wrong, never realizing that my unique position/orientation is not called by that name. I've tried to politely tell her to fuck off, even citing scripture to support myself. Fundamentalists hate when you apply their own literalism to themselves. I asked her if she covered her head during prayer, ate pork, or worked on the Sabbath. She said yes, so I asked her when would be a good time for me to burn her as a sacrifice to Yahweh, the one true God.
A lady at my work is an idiot. I love her, but she is a fundamentalist Xtian and has been trying to witness to me about how homosexuality is wrong, never realizing that my unique position/orientation is not called by that name. I've tried to politely tell her to fuck off, even citing scripture to support myself. Fundamentalists hate when you apply their own literalism to themselves. I asked her if she covered her head during prayer, ate pork, or worked on the Sabbath. She said yes, so I asked her when would be a good time for me to burn her as a sacrifice to Yahweh, the one true God.
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I saw something in the Old Testament somewhere about strangling doves to atone for sins. I think it gave you options- strangling doves or burning meat to make a pleasant smell for Yahweh.