Three Days Until MORRISSEY!
I think it is quite possible that I will, upon witnessing the man take the stage less than 20 feet in front of me:
a]have a heart attack
b]faint like one of the Romanian girls at a Michael Jackson concert
c]melt into a puddle on the floor
This man is my Elvis, my muse, my first-last-and everything. I am excited.
I went out with my brother and his boyfriend last night and got trashed at Barbra's Pavillion in Oak Cliff. I did karaoke. My songs: "Billy, Don't Be A Hero" and "Stairway To Heaven". I rocked the house.
I'ma go now and watch my Social Distortion DVD. Mmmmmmm eyeliner....
I think it is quite possible that I will, upon witnessing the man take the stage less than 20 feet in front of me:
a]have a heart attack
b]faint like one of the Romanian girls at a Michael Jackson concert
c]melt into a puddle on the floor
This man is my Elvis, my muse, my first-last-and everything. I am excited.
I went out with my brother and his boyfriend last night and got trashed at Barbra's Pavillion in Oak Cliff. I did karaoke. My songs: "Billy, Don't Be A Hero" and "Stairway To Heaven". I rocked the house.
I'ma go now and watch my Social Distortion DVD. Mmmmmmm eyeliner....

Of course, I'd need many bourbons.
If you see Morrissey around, tell him I hated it when he became successful (yes, I will drivvve those jokes right into the ground).