I've just returned from the planet armoton. I was secretly taken by aliens to there planet for some serious operations. My ass has been a little sore, so has my brain, i feel like a rabbits arse crack. Which i guess could get pretty bad on a hot summers day. But after my abduction, i feel like a new man. I have a imprinted code situated in my left upper arm, which is very cool indeed, its actually a map well thats what it looks like. So anytime i wanna call on the alien bum slaps i just go back to where i was abducted and shine that shit in the air, You should see the fucks though, none of this big-ass head shit, there like us. But kinda weird, i dont think they have sex alot you can tell in there faces. Its like a scientific labratory.....fuck i dont know, but they inject ya with this shit, that makes you feel like you've been floating in the clouds for the last century...Then fiddle with ur ass for a long time, then stick a paddle pop stick into ur nose cavity and inject this blue shit up there, then they scan ya brain, with some fucken sauce pan thing that hovers over ur head. Then u feel like a rabbits ass....Well thats where i have been. Sorry for the delay in getting back to everyone....My ass feels like a burning steak on a bbq with extra spices...
Miss you all, hoping someone knew of some good cream for steaming bum cracks...
Grant
Miss you all, hoping someone knew of some good cream for steaming bum cracks...
Grant
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anyway i went to polymorph and they said that the bar that was in there was way to short, and that it was putting heaps of extra pressure on it, which is why it went crap, so now i have a longer bar, but yeah its still healling, still no kissing for me. - 4 weeks, what an effort lol, oh well its a good excuse anyway
the strange thing is that if the dog or someone licked the piercing it probably would feel really good hahaha YUK!
newtown festival rocked, national pornographic is the shit! yah!!
but now ifeel like ive got sunstroke and a little sunburn..
ah well