tommytulip

just got back from philly. nice town y'all got there...
got wicked drunk. i have a puncture wound in my hand from hopping a stupid fence. my shoes are covered in mud from the creek i forged with them on. i ended up on the roof of our days inn, and woke up some poor woman at 3am who, in the phone book, was listed as a clown, and a couple of the bandmates thought she might be adult erotic clown entertainment. she wasn't. i sprayed mayonnaise all over justin, mayonaise that was meant to be lathered on a stripper's ass as the drummer threw lunchmeat at it to get it to stick. i think the mayo was better on justin. i'm still hungover... but it's getting close to drinking time again. got a show at the middle east tonight. come check it out if you want.

everything else is better. or getting there anyway. i hope everyone had sex on monday because monday was one of those days where sex happened all day. mmmmmmmm sex...

damn i'm hard.