tommylobotomy

So, the other day I was playing my Spiderman 2 video game when I suddenly I wondered to myself, why is it with all the nutcases and wackos on this planet, nobody (to my knowledge) has ever put on a silly costume and tried to become a supervillian? Someone needs to do this! I command it! The world would be so much more fun if we had a supervillian in it. I think that my new goal in life is going to be to accumulate enough money to build a giant robot to terrorize the city. But I don't want to hurt anybody. Just terrorize them a little. Man, I suck as a supervillian.