Happy holidays, can't wait 'til the shit is over
Seriously, our only plans are to party w/ friends on the 24th and have our own little family x-mas at our house on the 25th--so things should be relatively quiet (at least I'll avoid my psycho sister!). Trying to talk the wife into attending "Fangoria's Week-end of Horrors" in Chicago this march (they're not doing one in the Detroit area). So far the only really big name they have is George Romero but I'm sure it'll fill up, and I'm also sure it'll be a fucking blast--I haven't been to the chi-town area in like 6 yrs. So besides x-mas wish lists, does anyone have any unattainable new year's resolutions??? Mine is to lose a bunch of weight (i quit smoking 2 years ago--i can lose weight) I figure I should get in shape for myself and so people will stop giving my wife that "what are you doing with a slob like that?" look. I figure if I smoke enough crack the fucking pounds will just melt off (ummm...that's me being sarcastic) Wish me luck! Also I just heard today that Jerry Springer is consdering running for Governor of Ohio--wow! what a fucked up state I live in.

Wasn't Jerry Springer already the governor of OH? haha...that shall be fun!