tomeiningen

Ozma is playing with the Aquabats on June 1st in San Diego! This has to be the ultimate show for which the heavens shine upon! If only I could somehow get there without file-ing chapter 13... I'd spooge my pants, and I don't mean a little spooging "oh I have to wash these now" NO! I mean I'd have to swim out of my pants, throw them away and torch the dumpster to destroy the evidence so that I'm not arrested for public indecency! If it isn't clear yet: I'd have a viril blastapolooza in my pants if I could somehow make it to the Ozma/Aquabats show in San Diego TOMARROW! Not only that, if someone somehow helped, I'd be their total bitch for 3 months! One more time (because its funny) If I was in San Diego as of June 1st, my trousers would scream rape!