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Monday May 16, 2005

May 16, 2005
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It's quarter to 4 in the morning. And I'm wide awake. Why can't I sleep? Do you think it have something to do with the 164oz. of Mountain Dew I had at work?






We're playin' in a test
It's payin' the rent
If you pooch a civilian,
It's a mayor event
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got diseases
Like you never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your peter green
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got some coffee,
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

If you're not careful,
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

We cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France





Thank you Frank Zappa
pavlovsdog:
Yeah, but what if you knew you were going to die doing some everyday thing like driving, eating, sleeping or having sex. eeek Wouldn't it make those activities impossible to do?
May 16, 2005

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