Oh did I get shitfaced last night.
Went to Nate's house, got a big bottle of Bacardi, which the majority is still sitting in the fridge. Had 4 drinks. Only four, and I was gone!
Talking to Sid in the kitchen, he had to hold me up.
And it was a Frank Zappa marathon. Baby Snakes, another movie. Woke up today and watch 200 Motels. Fucked up.
Do you hear that Cowboy? "Munchkins get me hott!!!"
haha
Went to bed, sharing a couch. Got smacked in the head and elbowed in the back, then decided to move to the other couch with the cat. Didn't sleep there. Maybe an hour until my alarm went off at 5:45 to wake Sid up. Finally fell back asleep around 6:30ish, then, thanks again Cowboy, Howard Stern was turned on at 8:10. Feeling so wondefully peekish I "decided" to get up.
Nate, man, thanks again. I did have alot of fun. Even tho I'm tired as shit and about to go to bed at 12:30.
I leave you with this...
A little Zappa for everyone!
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight, her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (her name was Betty)
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey?)
Later on they went off to where the music was soft.
The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room,
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
Went to Nate's house, got a big bottle of Bacardi, which the majority is still sitting in the fridge. Had 4 drinks. Only four, and I was gone!
Talking to Sid in the kitchen, he had to hold me up.
And it was a Frank Zappa marathon. Baby Snakes, another movie. Woke up today and watch 200 Motels. Fucked up.
Do you hear that Cowboy? "Munchkins get me hott!!!"
haha
Went to bed, sharing a couch. Got smacked in the head and elbowed in the back, then decided to move to the other couch with the cat. Didn't sleep there. Maybe an hour until my alarm went off at 5:45 to wake Sid up. Finally fell back asleep around 6:30ish, then, thanks again Cowboy, Howard Stern was turned on at 8:10. Feeling so wondefully peekish I "decided" to get up.
Nate, man, thanks again. I did have alot of fun. Even tho I'm tired as shit and about to go to bed at 12:30.
I leave you with this...
A little Zappa for everyone!
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight, her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (her name was Betty)
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey?)
Later on they went off to where the music was soft.
The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room,
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
vonbaxter:
I can think of plenty of good things to do but you are all the way across the country . . . On a similar note I woke up with a Diamond in my ass this morning. Strangest thing 