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Sunday Feb 13, 2005

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Sitting at home, just watched "Whats eating Gilbert Grape?" and "The Road to Wellville." Fantabulous movies, if I may say so myself...




Interviewer: Sir, how often should one evacuate one's bowels?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.
Interviewer: And, sex?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation is a waste of vital energy! Wasted seeds are wasted lives!

vonbaxter:
Great flicks both! I need to waste some energy soon! Oh and hope you Happy Valentine's Day you Sexy Sexy woman wink
Feb 13, 2005
cutnhalf:
Happy Valentines day! frown Thanx for deleting your testamonial too....You will never know what you did to me...Thanx! I never BROKE A PROMISE TO YOU!

[Edited on Feb 14, 2005 7:08PM]
Feb 14, 2005

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