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Drifter092 (12:43:48 AM): asl
AmethystMoon33 (12:44:30 AM): 87/your mom/hell
Drifter092 (12:44:37 AM): that sucks
AmethystMoon33 (12:44:48 AM): it didn't suck for your mom.
Drifter092 signed off at 12:44:49 AM.

I love me.

bleh. I hab a code. ::sniffle::

the other day at work I was in the office on my break and my boss's dog was in the office, and I was talking to someone...and then there was a lull in the conversation, and then the dog farted really loudly. and long. it was all, PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAATATATATATTATATTATTT.

and then we all started cracking up and the dog was all, huh?

I have so much homework and no time to finish it. I think I will have to call in sick for work tomorrow morning just so I can finish it before class. I actually am sick though, I have a pounding headache, and a sore throat, and I'm deaf in one ear for some reason. I feel like shit. On top of this, there is...
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Whoever invented morning can suck my cock.

I was at the grocery store the other day, and whilst strolling through the pharmacy section, noticed a box of pills on the shelf called NO-RAD. Apparently they are a 10 day's supply of potassium iodide, to be taken in the event of a nuclear disaster to prevent radiation poisoning. Crazy shit.

my mom decided to be goth for halloween so she emailed my sister and me for advice. hahaha.

I dunno what I'm doing for halloween. I hope I don't end up staying home like last year. :\ I also don't know what to dress as. An obvious choice would be to wear my pimp costume which I didn't get to wear to that party weeks...
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whee! I just got my SG stuff
1 black long sleeve shirt
23 sg stickers (I ordered 10)
2 dandy warhol stickers
1 paul frank sticker that says "pizaul frizank"
1 hot rod condom

http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/1/24/48241/943/29708.jpg

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ps there was a 7.8 earthquake in japan, and there was a tsunami watch for hawaii, where a lot of my friends and family live, so I was a...
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I just had a really bad bloody nose. it was like, pouring down my face. I blame Andrew W.K.
no really, I blame this fucking HEAT. FUCK. at least it's not bad today as it was the past few days. but I almost NEVER get nosebleeds.

ugh, first day of school :\

my schedule is like this:
8:00am-1:00pm work
right after that, quickly go to some people's house and walk their dogs
right after that, immediately go straight to school.

then this evening I'm supposed to go out with the SGSOBAY crew. hehehe.

::downs coffee::

yay, crisis averted, thanks to a quick response from sg.

in other news, I saw an sg sticker on the bumper of a car the other day on the freeway and I almost shat myself. I tried to see who was driving but the sun was setting so it was kind of dark.