tomahto

me: I don't have any ice cream
me: I'm trying to sit at home looking like a hose beast being all depressed and I can't even do it properly cause I don't have any ice cream
me: ...I have yogurt.
friend: Fuck yogurt, that shit's good for you
me: I know :-(
me: I had some soup, too
friend: Beneficial intestinal flora will not help make you happy, just help keep your digestive system intact and functioning
me: and eggs
me: and an english muffin
me: I did manage to find some old christmas candy though
friend: ohh yeah, the old school candy is best
me: mint hershey kisses
friend: actually if you hurry there might still be ultra-depressing and ironic valentine shit on sale
me: oooh
me: fuck
me: I need to get up
me: and rock the valentines candy
me: you have given me a reason to keep living.