Tuesday Mar 04, 2003

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i want us all to die so i can be mad max.
melissa2:
Your comments to my bumper sticker question were by far the best. I was laughing my ass retarded.
megean:
i totally agree with Melissa. especially the one about the swimmers. I laughed so hard i scared the shit outta my chinchilla.

Sunday Jan 05, 2003

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We would sit there and count our blessings, quickly as we could...
One for eyes too close together
one for our good looks
slash upon the blackboard
knock upon the wood
talcum in our eyeballs
watch the slivers if we could
we didn't-
sit too close together
didn't mind that cluttered room
because we'd later catch a breather
as we barked up at the moon...
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incest:
come bite my face...

Thursday Jan 02, 2003

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8. you sleep in my dreams

i cannot talk when you yell nothings

once we were manatees

we ate eachother out of house and home

and in my dreams you were asleep and as i shook you your head rolled off and out came all the trinkets i ever lost

big flannel shirts yelling from men's necks pumping gas as we smiled at the big...
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poohki:
I lOvE yOu BiTcH.
incest:
gun in my face.

Saturday Dec 28, 2002

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this is my last entry here i think. i hate my family. i love my family. drinking brandy alone in the basement. just feel like shit honestly.
this is so stupid.
christmas.
humbarf.
incest where are you.
bok
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incest:
how near? how far?
incest:
can i make you breakfast sometime?

Wednesday Dec 18, 2002

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no matter which way you do it,
you will always come to this one point.
the point at the end of all others,
pissing in the wind.
dancing with yourself.
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snakepiss:
It always ends with a polish shower, huh?
incest:
where have you been?

Monday Dec 16, 2002

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when i was little i used to hold my shits in forever because why? i have no clue. i just liked it. i would stand behind a chair and just hold it.......hold it.
my mom got so fucking pissed that she went in my room and just started throwing my shitty underwear at me saying what the fuck kid?
that was funny.
i don't really...
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snakepiss:
That's funny shit dude. One time (when I was little) I was playing in the back yard and I shit my pants. I walked awkwardly to the back door where my dad stood. "What's wrong?" he asked, and to him I responded "I am very, very nervous." like I was gonna fake him out and get away with it.
I'm glad someone enjoys a childhood shitpants story as much as I do. The thing is, they're like confessions. Some people won't tell they're shit stories. I've got more, I'll start putting them in my journal, check em out.
incest:
my answer is yes.

Saturday Dec 14, 2002

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tonight i ripped off some pastry from super america.
some somalian dude tried to steal it from me, and when i told him to fuck off,
he called me a racist.
i yelled at him, "do racists EAT?"
this would not have been possible,
sober.
incest:
one sweet day ay ay ay...

incest:
coo coo...

Friday Dec 13, 2002

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I SURE DO LIKE THE EGG NOG
incest:
mm...just like playinig recorder in the tub.
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