Friday Oct 17, 2003

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there are some unconventional things i need to do. this is a new age, where our priorities will change, and the luddites are free to whine and heckle from the sidelines, but what progress shall they make?
rebuke the technology, and warm the benches for us evolving types, cause i'm head over heels for a girl in virginia.
can i come?
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grey:
your friend isetfires makes me laugh. get over here, damn it.
aanya:
Get your ass to virginia becuase I know for a fact that girl is head over heels as well! Goddamn why is everyone getting so damn cute lately? BlaH!
Yay for unconventionality...just go. FUcking do it dammitt!

kiss

Tuesday Oct 14, 2003

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i've been drinking too much.

All is one big wheelbarrow
with a flat tire.
Everyone i admire,
very skilled at satire.
So when its drink in my hand, and i
don't know your name,
Its everything is everything
and everyone is lame.
This, That, The Other Thing;
Prevailent.
The Gutter sings narcotics, over
Mood Swings, emanent.
So speak when you stutter,
Look when you squint....
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tarbaby:
dearest t~

die.

love always~a
tarbaby:
ugh.
"die" was a snarky response to you saying that i was "the drama queen of all drama queens" in my previous journal.
i don't really want you to die.
oxox~a

edited to say that in thinking about it, you actually have been mean to me in your comments to my journal for about the last month. just so you know.

[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 3:39AM]

Monday Oct 13, 2003

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first off i think its funny to say "paprika" more like "pap-ricka."
and i like also to pronounce "esophagus" more like "eso-faggus."

side note: don't fear the reader.

coffee and then they got me to go to chipotle and there was this woman there with the best ass i have seen i think ever. i was eating my corporate burrito, served to me by a...
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sjtwelve:
don't toss the knick knacks. put them in a box and i will buy them. we have a game we call knick knack poker. i will be the envy of all my people if i have a box of fresh knick knacks.
honkeykong:
-don't pay the ferryman

Sunday Oct 12, 2003

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getting fat,
on your own fear.
bring that
beer over
here.

i stomp on the floor,
just to make a sound.

i get lonesome.
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thecowboy:
...surely ol 'fires wouldve said the same sorta stuff had i posted these things...what with our past of hardcore ribbing i figured it wouldnt be a problem...peace...
grey:
whoa... we've got private lovenests, blushing at your pics, and the best ass you've ever seen. i should have come and pissed on you when i had the chance.

Friday Oct 10, 2003

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eat bite fuck suck
gobble nibble chew
nipple bosom hairpie
finger fuck screw
moose piss cat pud
orangutang tit
sheep pussy camel crap
finger fuck shit.


-ninja drinking song.
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honkeykong:
-fuck ninjas
thecowboy:
...its what i have planned for you...youre not gonna make it through the nite, im watchin you...

Friday Oct 10, 2003

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i love it when you yell out "gnomes!" and suddenly a whole crowd of thugs pull out their gnome-attracting-pine-needle-satchells and yell back, "gnomes up in the hizzy!"
you know they're real when that happens.
leavemehere:
im living in the wrong place
tarbaby:
your obsession with gnomes is starting to disturb me.

Wednesday Oct 08, 2003

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i just pulled up my front window blinds, and my neighbor was in the lawn. i forgot i had no underwear on, and he saw my unit.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BALLS!
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artslut:
was this neighbor man or woman?
dumpling:
a) you're not enamoured by me - WTF!!
b) I've lived in Montreal and Mullingar and they both start with "m" but I've never lived in Minneapolis despite the viscious rumours to the contrary. I've actually never been, but I've seen Fargo. Does that count? I'm Canadian and I live in Toronto.
c) If I did live in Minneapolis I would have chewed off my left hand to have coffee with your friend or you and your friend. Alas, such is fate....
d) my friend once answered the door topless by mistake.

Wednesday Oct 08, 2003

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i decided to have a sober night tonight, and the crackheads have been nothing short of murderingly funny, like a big TV set right outside my window. at one point, there was a crackhead bitch combing my lawn on her hands and knees, looking for her crackrock. i almost brought her a rake.



can't wait to move.
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thecowboy:
...i know what its like to have a woman at my window on her hands and knees...you gotta tell your mom that im over her...shes gotta find her own crack now...
trocc:
madness.

what was that, captain beefheart? love the random hurling of lyrics, m'man...
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