toiletooth

is it bad if i lock the kitty between the window and the screen when he buggeth me?
i had an X that did that once. i should of known right there she was....
or maybe on our first date when she choked me because i said something wrong....
the point is-
the cat is so loud and cries at me too much. mable whining and grunting incomplacencies my way, i have no idea what makes animals tick sometimes.
its nice to have a job where you can scrape together rent in one to two days.
don't eat old eggs.
my ass smells like old eggs,
just eat that.
sometimes when i'm driving around, i imagine elaborate stories about me taking the tire iron and smashing all the windows out of a citybus or some other unfortunate that happens to cross my bad brain moments. i find myself angry and nothing even happened.
my bank sucks.
i am not looking for a girl but i would not say that it wouldn't be nice if i didn't have a rubber ducky not named suzy or something not like that.
and motorcycles don't have doors.
and god has nothing to do with beef jerky.
and all girls are angry because all boys are right.
repeat.
reverse.
all boys are happy because all girls are icky straight up stink ass up in this piece.

wtf?