first off i think its funny to say "paprika" more like "pap-ricka."
and i like also to pronounce "esophagus" more like "eso-faggus."
side note: don't fear the reader.
coffee and then they got me to go to chipotle and there was this woman there with the best ass i have seen i think ever. i was eating my corporate burrito, served to me by a black man, in an almost purely white neighborhood, transfixed by ass. then i realized, i'm about to blow.
now if i can only handle cheap sex....where's that whore button? i saw it around here somewhere.
in other news, i'm about to throw away nearly everthing i own, which mostly doesn't amount to anything, as all of it was dumpstered anyway. but i do have an assortment of around 1000 knicknacks, mostly found objects that made me smile or even laugh aloud when i saw them, that arrived on a shelf to collect dust. i will miss them.
but its time to start over. all that comes with is me, music stuff, movies, and mable.
i will miss my neighborhood, all the crackheads, the welfare scammer neighbors next door, the art fag coffeeshop, and the constant whistles and honks outside each night.
but change is good, and change is needed.
and hopefully within the next week or so Poohki's gonna start my backpiece!
excited!
and i like also to pronounce "esophagus" more like "eso-faggus."
side note: don't fear the reader.
coffee and then they got me to go to chipotle and there was this woman there with the best ass i have seen i think ever. i was eating my corporate burrito, served to me by a black man, in an almost purely white neighborhood, transfixed by ass. then i realized, i'm about to blow.
now if i can only handle cheap sex....where's that whore button? i saw it around here somewhere.
in other news, i'm about to throw away nearly everthing i own, which mostly doesn't amount to anything, as all of it was dumpstered anyway. but i do have an assortment of around 1000 knicknacks, mostly found objects that made me smile or even laugh aloud when i saw them, that arrived on a shelf to collect dust. i will miss them.
but its time to start over. all that comes with is me, music stuff, movies, and mable.
i will miss my neighborhood, all the crackheads, the welfare scammer neighbors next door, the art fag coffeeshop, and the constant whistles and honks outside each night.
but change is good, and change is needed.
and hopefully within the next week or so Poohki's gonna start my backpiece!
excited!
sjtwelve:
don't toss the knick knacks. put them in a box and i will buy them. we have a game we call knick knack poker. i will be the envy of all my people if i have a box of fresh knick knacks.
honkeykong:
-don't pay the ferryman