Wednesday Oct 08, 2003

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i just pulled up my front window blinds, and my neighbor was in the lawn. i forgot i had no underwear on, and he saw my unit.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BALLS!
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artslut:
was this neighbor man or woman?
dumpling:
a) you're not enamoured by me - WTF!!
b) I've lived in Montreal and Mullingar and they both start with "m" but I've never lived in Minneapolis despite the viscious rumours to the contrary. I've actually never been, but I've seen Fargo. Does that count? I'm Canadian and I live in Toronto.
c) If I did live in Minneapolis I would have chewed off my left hand to have coffee with your friend or you and your friend. Alas, such is fate....
d) my friend once answered the door topless by mistake.

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