after that 5th cup of coffee, i hated everything.
i want to move to NY.
snakepiss:
I went to NY,NY in the summer. I liked it, I'll visit again for sure but I don't think I could hack it there. Where did you go for that little bit? You were gone and now you're back.
toiletooth:
i was too broke to pay for porn sites.
there's a war outside of your window
its destroying our world
so take the hand of a boy and a girl
and walk down the street
and sing a happy song
to make the world better
peace on earth
environment
religion
and
god.
i will give something nice to the first person to tell me where i got this song.
its destroying our world
so take the hand of a boy and a girl
and walk down the street
and sing a happy song
to make the world better
peace on earth
environment
religion
and
god.
i will give something nice to the first person to tell me where i got this song.
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toiletooth:
a wet willy.
incest:
pokin' out yr gums. question mark..
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i want us all to die so i can be mad max.
melissa2:
Your comments to my bumper sticker question were by far the best. I was laughing my ass retarded.
megean:
i totally agree with Melissa. especially the one about the swimmers. I laughed so hard i scared the shit outta my chinchilla.
We would sit there and count our blessings, quickly as we could...
One for eyes too close together
one for our good looks
slash upon the blackboard
knock upon the wood
talcum in our eyeballs
watch the slivers if we could
we didn't-
sit too close together
didn't mind that cluttered room
because we'd later catch a breather
as we barked up at the moon...
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One for eyes too close together
one for our good looks
slash upon the blackboard
knock upon the wood
talcum in our eyeballs
watch the slivers if we could
we didn't-
sit too close together
didn't mind that cluttered room
because we'd later catch a breather
as we barked up at the moon...
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incest:
come bite my face...
8. you sleep in my dreams
i cannot talk when you yell nothings
once we were manatees
we ate eachother out of house and home
and in my dreams you were asleep and as i shook you your head rolled off and out came all the trinkets i ever lost
big flannel shirts yelling from men's necks pumping gas as we smiled at the big...
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i cannot talk when you yell nothings
once we were manatees
we ate eachother out of house and home
and in my dreams you were asleep and as i shook you your head rolled off and out came all the trinkets i ever lost
big flannel shirts yelling from men's necks pumping gas as we smiled at the big...
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poohki:
I lOvE yOu BiTcH.
incest:
gun in my face.
you aint shit.
debrajean:
shit so pretty it should have been wearing lipstick
cocaine.
incest:
a thousand years isn't that long.
this is my last entry here i think. i hate my family. i love my family. drinking brandy alone in the basement. just feel like shit honestly.
this is so stupid.
christmas.
humbarf.
incest where are you.
this is so stupid.
christmas.
humbarf.
incest where are you.
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incest:
how near? how far?
incest:
can i make you breakfast sometime?
no matter which way you do it,
you will always come to this one point.
the point at the end of all others,
pissing in the wind.
dancing with yourself.
you will always come to this one point.
the point at the end of all others,
pissing in the wind.
dancing with yourself.
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snakepiss:
It always ends with a polish shower, huh?
incest:
where have you been?
when i was little i used to hold my shits in forever because why? i have no clue. i just liked it. i would stand behind a chair and just hold it.......hold it.
my mom got so fucking pissed that she went in my room and just started throwing my shitty underwear at me saying what the fuck kid?
that was funny.
i don't really...
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my mom got so fucking pissed that she went in my room and just started throwing my shitty underwear at me saying what the fuck kid?
that was funny.
i don't really...
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snakepiss:
That's funny shit dude. One time (when I was little) I was playing in the back yard and I shit my pants. I walked awkwardly to the back door where my dad stood. "What's wrong?" he asked, and to him I responded "I am very, very nervous." like I was gonna fake him out and get away with it.
I'm glad someone enjoys a childhood shitpants story as much as I do. The thing is, they're like confessions. Some people won't tell they're shit stories. I've got more, I'll start putting them in my journal, check em out.
I'm glad someone enjoys a childhood shitpants story as much as I do. The thing is, they're like confessions. Some people won't tell they're shit stories. I've got more, I'll start putting them in my journal, check em out.
incest:
my answer is yes.
tonight i ripped off some pastry from super america.
some somalian dude tried to steal it from me, and when i told him to fuck off,
he called me a racist.
i yelled at him, "do racists EAT?"
this would not have been possible,
sober.
some somalian dude tried to steal it from me, and when i told him to fuck off,
he called me a racist.
i yelled at him, "do racists EAT?"
this would not have been possible,
sober.
incest:
one sweet day ay ay ay...
incest:
coo coo...
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