okay, last night gutter (one of my 2 new rats) died, and we couldn't bury him so i had to throw him away, my other new rat fidget is going to the vet today to get checked out, and i wake up today ready to go to work to find out that my car has just been smashed into by some dumb fuck possibly drunk driver.
my rear bumper is completely gone... it's almost as if it vaporized because i can't find pieces of it anywhere. my trunk is smashed in and open, the rear of the car is pressed up against my wheels so i can't even move it, and i was hit so hard, stuff on my dashboard actually popped out and landed in my back seat... that means they actually disconnected from their wires
also might i add, that i was parked twoards the edge of a red zone where a fire hydrant was, and the car that hit me (which is now kind of melded into my car) is beyond where i was parked... so this bitch not only smacked me, but also moved me up a couple parking spaces.
now i have no car, and i can't get ahold of this chick... i think i'm gonna have to resort to calling every hour on the hour just to get a hold of her...
and my fucking rat died after having it for 3 days... what's next? is someone going to analy rape my grandmother while giving me paper cuts on my penis?
tofu "
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my rear bumper is completely gone... it's almost as if it vaporized because i can't find pieces of it anywhere. my trunk is smashed in and open, the rear of the car is pressed up against my wheels so i can't even move it, and i was hit so hard, stuff on my dashboard actually popped out and landed in my back seat... that means they actually disconnected from their wires
also might i add, that i was parked twoards the edge of a red zone where a fire hydrant was, and the car that hit me (which is now kind of melded into my car) is beyond where i was parked... so this bitch not only smacked me, but also moved me up a couple parking spaces.
now i have no car, and i can't get ahold of this chick... i think i'm gonna have to resort to calling every hour on the hour just to get a hold of her...
and my fucking rat died after having it for 3 days... what's next? is someone going to analy rape my grandmother while giving me paper cuts on my penis?
tofu "
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Sorry man. 8 \
...well...at least the 80s mix rules! i needed a new 80's mix, mine was getting old. So now I can totally drive around pretending I'm shooting up school buses, and mowing down pedestrians ala vice city with a whole new vim and vigor. Thank ya kindly, and....dude...that really sucks. Sorry.