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i was asked to describe my band earlier

what did i say?

"hard and fast... just how you like it"

-rock tha parcel-

pizza and beer.....



is there a better combo?


aside from vdeogames and flaming hot cheetos...

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i wish i had someone to cuddle with me right now.. please

if someone can tell the difference between butter and i can't belive it's not butter... i wonder if they can tell the difference between gravel and grapenuts

i vote for calling grapenuts i can't belive it's not gravel from now on

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holy shit.... when did mp3.com finally take notice to me?

i've had my music up on that site for 3 years now.. and neither one of my bands (granted one's a joke band) have gotten any attention except little spurts here and there from me promoting myself... i managed my industrial station for over 2 years and no one's given a shit about that either......
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it's funny to think i've wasted an entire day at home...

and yet i'm so tired....

.... jebus.. bordom is draining on a guy.... bordom and mastrubating that is... for obvious reasons

i really wish certain phrases never went out of style...

ie: swinging, moon doggies, daddio, hep cat.

i'd really like to think that i'm not the only lame ass in the world who talks like ned flanders and a 1920's throwback.... with my "awe shuck diddily ucks" and "23 skedoo slats"

in other news... i think the x-men movie is much cooler than spiderman.... even...
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i've had this damn line from "must've run all day" stuck in my head

"you're lying in bed/ with the pride of a lion"

and i think that's one of the lamest liens daryl's written... i guess i can't always be singing siberian kiss

"staring at/ a parisian sex flick/ in which/ the characters don't meet/ the characters don't speak/ the characters are just another...
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i hate it when i realize how emo i really am, and there's really not much i can do about it... i'm not saying cos i listen to thursday and coheed and cambria or jack's broken heart... i mean that i'm to emotional of a person... it can be a real pain at times...

what else do i hate? being so bored that i have...
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realizing that these text boxes don't support html is painfull..... i feel so powerless NOOOOOO


oh... and cantiflas was a body rocker
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i saw in the LA weekly a few times about some breast enhancment surgery that's so quick and painless you can get it done on your lunchbreak.. i then thought of what a great commercial you could make out of that.
scene:doug's sitting behind his desk at the office in walks tracy heading back to work from lunch
(enter tracy)
<u>doug:</u>gee tracy... something's different about...
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wow, my first journal entry.. it's about time i got paid so i could stop gawking at all the preview pictures.... word.. don't expect to much from my journal.. i pretty much just update at one of ym diaryland ones... <a href="http://punk-loser.diaryland.com">punk-loser</a> or <a href="http://takemyscars.diaryland.com">takemyscars</a>.. fo diggity.. peas