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i eat the brains of people smarter than me

but i'm not a zombie

i want a gas mask and a straight jacket.... jesus christ those are some cool items

delete yourself

sometimes i touch myself in funny places




sometimes my hands wont even go near that thing





sometimes i just wanna punch someone right in the middle of their forhead and dump them in an unused parkinglot

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well... i know this is pretty damn lame, but i have a job interview today for a 2nd job at hot topic... what a stereotype am i?

i went crazy today and decided i must continue my search for every singel smashing pumpkins song in existence, and actually windows media guide was a huge help... i uncovered at least 40+ more songs i didn't even...
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how come my ass picture isn't up? i coulda sworn it's the same size that you're supposed to make it... that's one sweet ass...

morning's sucketh major asseth....

smashing pumpkins rocketh the parceleth.

work makes me wanteth to commiteth hari karieth

i've goteth to stopeth typingeth liketh poshuleth frometh chrono crosseth.............. GAAAAAH

word up

ps: someone buy me some tacos please.... i could really go...
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i took tanes advice and jacked off like 5 times the other night....

then i got laid

suprisingly i feel much better

who knew someone's period getting in the way of sexual activity between 2 partners can really put a strain on the relationship... kinda

damn, i'm not sure i can take this every month

i finally feel a little less pissy

having a cute little kitten on my lap helps too to ease the coldness of everything...


and downloaded episodes of invader zim

thanks for proving me wrong everyone

i've fully come to grips with no one gives half a flaming sack of bird shit for me anymore

yay me... *throws a pity party*

my arm's sore from tattoo work


i've realised life is pointless


i played around with the ash enhanced cd video mixer and made videos for cherry bomb and pacific palisades



i don't feel like staying awake


deathboy rules


excelsior

i'm going to see mindless self indulgence on the 29th and 30th in hollywood.. anyone who can make it to the whiskey or troubador on those 2 dates, i suggest you go.. best fucking show on earth...


long live industrial jungle pussy punk

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so i finally got up and tried to submit my webcomics to keenspot yesterday, needless to say i couldn't get on the spot, but now i'll be hosting butter side down on keenspace.com ...

i also got the idea for a new comic series from something i drew on the message board at work.

it's called jack & frosty, and it's about a self-defacing snowman...
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so i continue hating work... what else is new... i got bitched out for complaining about someone being late to relive me for lunch... fucking dingbat erin. i hate that stupid bitch... i wanna stab her in the throat, badly...

in other news, hi to morgan who joined the suicide girls diaryring on diaryland