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i finally got the compilation cd i was put on from some small little label i never heard of, but let them use my song on it to shop it to record labels [most notably roadrunner and nothing]

not to sound like an egotist... but everyone else on that cd sucks a fat one and chokes on the girth... i'm the only song on that...
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i'm downloading flock of seagulls songs

i've gotta stop playing vice city

one day i wanna be able to say to some kid "i fucked your mom" and mean it... and not my own kids, cos that's just creeepy.

o far the only one i can say that to is 2 years old, and that's equally wrong.

robot
sexydevil:
Im currently avoiding vice city and I am starting to feel left out...frown
emperor_tane:
Flocks of seagull songs??

Tane
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well... peep this

i finally got a gig.. not just one, but 2...

one in february not really as circle no.5 but possibly... this show includes noisy abbrasive breakbeats, guitar noise, and massive amounts of me pissing people off and flinging raw meat into the crowd

the other show most likely wont be till march, but it'sme playing mellow trip hop stuff as circle no.5...
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emperor_tane:
I like the first gig! Are you playing at a Gwar concert?

Tane
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is anyone else ridiculously happy about this weeks theme on SG?

i'd like to say right now, morgan, roxy, dia, and chloe, i salute you
saaaaaaaaaaaalute!

it's finally something to be speechless for.... so i'll shut up

robot
crazygrrl:
I'm with you....this week's theme kicks ass.

*drool*
emperor_tane:
Yes! Yes! It has my royal approval!

Tane
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eat blu cheeze and live a full life...

blu cheese is good shit... don't let anyone tell you otherwise

robot
mrzablowdowski:
Laughed so hard I blew cheese.
Nice arse.
emperor_tane:
Umm...

Tane
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help... missy's ruining her pants... while i'm wearing them

robot
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tofubot:
wow. that sounds so much more sexual than what really happened. i almost think it was purposeful. but then again we'd actually have to have sex for neat lil stories.
-mistress
tofubot:
oh please... i fucked you last night dear

and it was bloody

not cool... not not cool

the sex was, but not the blood

robot
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merry fuckin christmas

happy fucking new year

suck my fucking dick

in your sleep i will destroy the world

and 50 more disposable lines i could say right now

time to go shut up and shower

robot
emperor_tane:
I shall make you my general. I will give you command of second legion. Right now General Dracula is in command of the 215,000 cloned, genetically advanced and superior, Prodigiki soldiers.

Yes!!! With you as a Council member and a general, I will become a god and consume the universe in flames!! And it shall burn for all eternity as a beacon of my strength and power! Muahahahah!!!!

Tane
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happy fuckin new year...

word,

i had to work the last 2 days in a row... but at least new years eve kicked ass... i got to go out with reaux and tull with missy to some party and i ended up knowing quite a few more people than i thought i would ... mass beer and champaigne was consumed and dennys was consumed, and...
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emperor_tane:
What color was the vomit!? biggrin

Tane
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today i played around with the create a skater in tony hawk, and i decided to create the equal opportunity female skater, since i made the rivers cuomo/ me skater complete with the hornrimmed glasses purple hair, pink goatee [okay, that was a little bit of dimebag darrel influence] and rockin the dolby stereo logo on my hoodie [i'm an audiophile when it comes to...
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emperor_tane:
I am a dork too!! Thats why you are so cool. Embrace your geekyness! And you like gasmasks so that alone is enough to make you cool in my book biggrin

Tane
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sorry...

i was abducted by killer robot driving instructors who travelled back in time for some reason

other than that, christmas had good gifts, but lousy family experiences

best part was getting 122 bucks and buying videogames and dvd's with it

so yeah... best presant i got was from culley... he gave me a chunk of a cinderblock.. how cool is that? i'll tell you...
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emperor_tane:
I believe in sharing the wealth!! wink

Tane
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it's fucking 3:05 and i have to go to my auntie kath's tomorrow to see my grandpa who i haven't seen in like 6 years, i can see the jokes at my expense about having a septum piercing painted nails and colored hair

needless to say, my family doesn't accept individuality... and it's frowned upon that i have no desire to join the military...

for...
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oipthestampede:
l337 is hacker/geek shorthand for 3l337 or elite. The numbers are letters sorta. and since you have a number in your name, i have to assume that you are l337 or leet.
emperor_tane:
Did you get the pictures I sent you in the email. Hey don't feel bad. I got angry at my family and cursed them all out. I hate my family..

Tane
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so what have i been doing the past some odd weeks/ days/ whathaveyouz?

well mostly working till 12:30 everynight, braving the mall crowds and serving them caffinated beverages... did i spell caffinated right? i don't think i did...

well... this cream cheese garlic spread rules.. all of your base are belonging to cream cheese garli9c spread... but whatever

i've also been engrossed in playing final...
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oipthestampede:
wow, you are back, and more l337 than ever.