Everyday I decide I work for the evil empire more and more.

Today i got to have the fun honor of retrieving background checks on myself. and doing Global Terrorist Watchdog Listings on my co-workers.

not because i'm evil or seeking things about them, but so we could test and integrate those capabilities into our already extensive line of required personal privacy invasions, and abilities to get the common man fired from his everyday job.

Woo! I can't wait until I get started on the retnal scans and thumbprint database systems......