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Me: Fucking her was kinda like fucking a starfish. She just laid there, arms and legs out.
StepBro: so kinda like fucking a zombie.
Me: Actually that is a lie. Her arms and legs where not stiff, they where floppy... so it was more like fucking a jellyfish.

I won the conversation right there.... and I think I have an aqua fetish, or a cephalopod fetish...


Regardless, Ladies, don't just lay like a jellyfish during sex.