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Her: Excuse me, are you talking to me?
Me: Oh, no sorry I was arguing with my beard.
Her: haha, ok then.
Me: he can be unrully at times.
Her: how long did it take you to grow it.
Me: bout a year... Personality showed up bout three months ago.
Her: wow, well it's cute.
Me: Wana fuck.
Her: Excuse me!! *visibly angry*
Me: It was him I swear....



Soo where did I go wrong?