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Saturday Sep 07, 2002

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My dad got hit on today by a watress a the sakehouse we went to, she sat practicly on his lap and talked to us. I wanted her to sit on mine...frown oh well, perhaps i will get someone else wink
cypher:
i want a nonending stream of waitresses to hit on me and sit in my lap. it is the only way i'll ever be happy. i'm sure of it.
Sep 12, 2002
cypher:
i'm sure. he's a much better writer than i.
i'm a superhero and he's a secret agent.
he's half-asian and i'm three quarters german.
he's cool and i suck.
and so forth.
Sep 13, 2002

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