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Hickville, NY

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Tuesday Nov 06, 2012

Nov 5, 2012
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So the bf and I totally met mydogfarted the other night on his way through my town. He's a pretty cool dude and just as cute in person (don't tell him I said that wink)
I've been pretty busy wanting someone I can't have until December.

I was out of my mind when I wrote this analogy to my friend:

It's like having a favorite piece of cake and you haven't eaten in a while and it's right in front of you and then someone comes over and says you can't eat that piece of Cake. And they eat it.But then that cake keeps calling your name. And you want it bad. And it wants you to eat it. Next time I'm fucking that cake.

I thought it was funny.

Tell me one thing.

go fuck yourself
chaoticfuckingbeauty and stuff
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mydogfarted:
Ask the waiter. wink
Nov 6, 2012
mydogfarted:
Well duh. You guys made me wait like a whole two minutes. What was I supposed to do?
Nov 7, 2012

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