tjwills00

I really really hate having my brother sleeping at my place. Going from having total privacy to absolute no privacy is annoying as hell. Thus the lack of actual writing shit in here. Or anywhere for that matter. I'm about a week behind on emails and everything else.

So, last night, a friend of mine at work and I decided that our company needed to have a Christmas party. Two problems with this. The company will not allow a Christmas party because they are scared shitless of being sued for some alcohol induced accident. The other problem of course is that I despise all things Christmas. So, to avoid both conflicts, we came up with the Company Christmas Party with absolutely no association with said Company or said Christmas. This is the actual terms we are using to invite people to the party. Insane, you say? Quite possibly, but it's fun to get that little dig in at the Company.

Seeing as how the Company Christmas Party with absolutely no association with said Company or said Christmas will probably be a complete a total failure, who cares? For the record, an office christmas party is a failure if it does have at least 2 awkward hookups and 1 fight. Anybody wanting to see what happens when annoying people drink should feel free to stop by JB Stouts in Lawrence Friday night from 9 on. I'm looking at it as a social experiment of sorts. Take a holiday I hate, people I don't like very much, add alcohol, and enjoy.

Speaking of the people I don't like much, I should probably head to work. Blah.