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Wow, it's been a long time since I was on here. School has been crazy so I've been pretty much completely avoiding any non-school related computer activity because of true burnout. Now, to avoid doing homework and some much needed test studying, I'm here updating. Probably not the best strategy.

Last week was interesting at school as there was a man on campus on Monday and Friday preaching about the evils of masturbation and fornication. Now, this man was sitting on campus preaching his drivel to a bunch of college students, both male and female, who, odds are, had participated in at least one of his two vices within 24 hours of listening to this man talk about it. So, "Crazy Preacher", as myself and a few of my friends began to call him, got really into his sermon at one point and starts wagging his finger and going off about how masturbation was a sure trip to hell. This led to my very cute friend, Christy, having the following exchange with him:

Crazy Preacher: If you masturbate then you will burn in the hellfires for eternity.

Christy: So, if I were to masturbate one single time, I'm going to hell?

CP: Yes, child, that is why you should be thankful that you are a woman who knows that masturbation is unclean!

Christy: Yeah, sure Mr. If you'll excuse me I have to go tell my parents that I'm going to hell 4 times yesterday and twice this morning.

The Crazy Preacher's jaw dropped and the exceedingly anti-religious crowd around this man let out a roar, immediately followed by at least 4 frat guys coming up and asking Christy for her number. The two lessons I took away from this episode:

1. Christy is an awesome ally to have on your side in a debate with a Crazy Preacher.

2. If frat guys find out a girl masturbates she becomes a hell of a lot more attractive to them.

Well, that's all I've got.