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tjaden

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Monday Jun 30, 2003

Jun 30, 2003
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I wouldn't mind working for a email spam factory... I'd get to write shit like this allllllll day:

"Did she have a headache AGAIN? Forget about aspirin, she needs the Female Viagra! This revolutionary cream is taking the world by storm. Find out how you can reclaim your sex-life of your twenties"

Though, I have to say, the best yet was "He take me ze boat, and put willy in ze pooper!"...

Genius. Genius just like PBR, Lucky's, and Oly are all hip now. Forget 7 dollar bottled microbrew sixers... too bourgeois.

bok
cake1:
bring the camera camping!
Jun 30, 2003

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