Dear Santa,
not that you fucking care, but please note the following,
I have enough socks, colonge, t shits, soap, random executive toys, and tyre pressure gages.
also note, I do not like chocolate, whiskey or indeed most spirits, I am not an alcoholic therefore I will not simply consume any old shit put in front of me, I do not require books on DIY or car repair, or computers, nor do I need any books on psychology.
I own all the DVD's that I want, do not try to bring me any that you think I might like, because you will be wrong.
What I would like is something that will cheer me up, how about letting me know how to find a nice lady that is'nt insane or a liar, or a combination of those two things.
that would suit me just fine, thanks.
also can you please arrange for the Benny Hill music to play briefly as I enter any room. that'd be really great.
not that you fucking care, but please note the following,
I have enough socks, colonge, t shits, soap, random executive toys, and tyre pressure gages.
also note, I do not like chocolate, whiskey or indeed most spirits, I am not an alcoholic therefore I will not simply consume any old shit put in front of me, I do not require books on DIY or car repair, or computers, nor do I need any books on psychology.
I own all the DVD's that I want, do not try to bring me any that you think I might like, because you will be wrong.
What I would like is something that will cheer me up, how about letting me know how to find a nice lady that is'nt insane or a liar, or a combination of those two things.
that would suit me just fine, thanks.
also can you please arrange for the Benny Hill music to play briefly as I enter any room. that'd be really great.
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http://www.kampkatie.com
it tells all about her accident and her progress up to date.
MAKES ME HAPPY: "The secret of attraction is to love yourself. Attractive people judge neither themselves nor others. They are open to gestures of love. They think about love, and express their love in every action. They know that love is not a mere sentiment, but the ultimate truth at the heart of the universe." -Deepak Chopra
TOPPED it OFF plus you have glasses... and I LUV LUV LUV glasses... they R soooo SEXY!!!!