Someone, please, kill me.
I made the mistake of buying a milkshake today after spending time in the bank getting my cards canceled after my paypal account being hacked. So a shitty morning led me to spoiling myself with what I thought would have been a nice, cheerful pick me up.
Its turned out to be the most messy past hour imaginable.
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I made the mistake of buying a milkshake today after spending time in the bank getting my cards canceled after my paypal account being hacked. So a shitty morning led me to spoiling myself with what I thought would have been a nice, cheerful pick me up.
Its turned out to be the most messy past hour imaginable.
Trust me to...
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crimsonpetals:
Ermmm was it just the heat that made it go bad? I always hesitate in summer lol I know it'll taste good going down, but after that who knows haha! Hope you feel better!
chameleonbiscuit:
I've been craving milk constantly lately, it's sooooo good! I'm sorry you had a bad experience.
Self absorbed, mean spirited bitches can fuck right off.
chameleonbiscuit:
Oh...
OK.
OK.
Argh! My 12 string just lost two courses of strings 
Just when i was zoning too.
This is going to be an expensive day.
HOURS PASS
A Minor is now my bitch.
Just when i was zoning too.
This is going to be an expensive day.
HOURS PASS
A Minor is now my bitch.
Does anyone have any kind of folky hokey wasp deterrents?
I've been stung 3 times in the past month, there's a few nests that I can't seem to be able to get rid of and they keep getting into my apartment. As you could imagine, being stung by a wasp is not the sort of thing you really want to have happen on a regular...
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I've been stung 3 times in the past month, there's a few nests that I can't seem to be able to get rid of and they keep getting into my apartment. As you could imagine, being stung by a wasp is not the sort of thing you really want to have happen on a regular...
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chameleonbiscuit:
We had a wasp in the bathroom the other day.
That's my story thanks for reading.
That's my story thanks for reading.
I've had a rather amusing morning. Went for an interview for a job at a finance company, which, upon meeting the people, decided to sabotage.
I don't think phone drone is really the kind of thing I'd be able to do without going on a killing spree after a few days.
I took a note from an early episode of Peep Show, and during the...
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I don't think phone drone is really the kind of thing I'd be able to do without going on a killing spree after a few days.
I took a note from an early episode of Peep Show, and during the...
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chameleonbiscuit:
That's brilliant. You make me want to apply for a rubbish job just to sabotage the interview too.
Forgot that Tuesday was cocktail night. Which meant I forgot to buy mint while the stores were still open. Which reminded me how retarded trading hours in Brisbane are. Which made drinking a lot less enjoyable.
Then I got my days mixed up and bailed so I could be up for an appointment, getting only 4 hours sleep, only to realise upon checking the address...
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Then I got my days mixed up and bailed so I could be up for an appointment, getting only 4 hours sleep, only to realise upon checking the address...
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suvi:
I demand u Sunday sesh with me on account of I now work every Friday and Saturday night
crimsonpetals:
Trading hours in South East QLD are friggen stupid. Farrrrk. (yes I just said that in the most bogan way I could muster!)
Christ I know a lot of fucking idiots.
A bunch of really great people too, but these idiots... how and why do I know them??
A bunch of really great people too, but these idiots... how and why do I know them??
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gelth:
Completely. You call it off and my will to crush your soul has diminished to next to nothing.
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME??!
*wail*
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME??!
*wail*
gelth:
You make my giggle Sir. I like you for that. Above all else.
(I'm calling you ugly. See how the insults just aren't working?)
(I'm calling you ugly. See how the insults just aren't working?)
Well that was a totally wasted Saturday. I slept.
Me. Sleeping. Who'd have thunk it?
But now its 1230 and I have a) nothing to do and b) probably won't get back to sleep!
I'm bored
Me. Sleeping. Who'd have thunk it?
But now its 1230 and I have a) nothing to do and b) probably won't get back to sleep!
I'm bored
suvi:
I told u I make people sleep 
gelth:
Patch applied! I had the overwhelming urge to stick it on my eye and start screaming AAARGHH I'M A PIRATE!! 
I think that if I keep bending the neck of my electric (to get that subtle pitch bend effect) it will soon snap.
Hopefully, if it does happen, someone will be nearby to take me to the hospital, as it will likely cause me some damage.
Hopefully, if it does happen, someone will be nearby to take me to the hospital, as it will likely cause me some damage.
gelth:
I'll just laugh. Nothing personal.
eroticgeek:
I am not sure what to say about this!
Good luck, I guess!
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The Good Ship are offering a free download of their perverse, and wholly piratical, take on a traditional shanty, "Drunken Sailor".
Its fun, and *almost* captures the frantic funness and energy levels of the live version.
Hearing them shouting 'Fuck 'im in the arse with a rusty dildo!' may just give you nightmares....
The Good Ship are offering a free download of their perverse, and wholly piratical, take on a traditional shanty, "Drunken Sailor".
Its fun, and *almost* captures the frantic funness and energy levels of the live version.
Hearing them shouting 'Fuck 'im in the arse with a rusty dildo!' may just give you nightmares....