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Here is an interview with a friend of mine, Bertie Page, one of Brisbane's leading burlesque performers and the incomparable frontwoman of Bertie Page Clinic. She discusses the band, burlesque, and wanking.
Live footage from the Brisbane leg of The Cannon Ball Masque 2011.



I never realised just how tall I am til I watched this footage (I'm in the red bandanna with the camera)
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Merry Christmas



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Ever wondered what a singing dog in a small town country/rockabilly band from Australia sounded like?



For some reason Youtube turned it green.

suvi:
You *totally* jinxed me! The worst was the drunk who gave me the 'but why are u a stripper' lecture ruddy, and then thought it was acceptable to keep tryna rub his hard on on my fucking leg. >_<

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_smurfzilla_:
she's an adorable kitteh
chameleonbiscuit:
Naw I want to scritch her tummah!!
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ARGH! I am so fucking sleepy. I am likely to pass out en-rout to the lesbian town.
Which will be horrid coz being crammed in a tour van is not my idea of a comfy night's sleep.


And I am all full of sugar and caffeine so I am even more surrealsurrealsurreal


On the plus side, it looks like my NYE will be a wall melting...
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miadahlia:
Yah it blows but oh well. At least I get to jam out now hehe biggrin. That's awesome you saw GNR live. They were a great band.

I've gone to clinicals functioning on only 2 hours of sleep, after being awake for 24 hours, so I know how you feel right now. Coffee was like a drug; I had to shoot it up my veins in order to survive through clinicals. eeek

Have fun entertaining the lesbians tonight biggrin
miadahlia:
Because I'm awesome like that lol. & because I like to entertain the lesbians too biggrinwinkkiss
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I wonder if eating coffee is the same as doing a few lines of blow...

Someone should experiment and get back to me.

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crimsonpetals:
It'll give you insane heart palpatations, don't do it haha
chameleonbiscuit:
I've done this, it tastes AWFUL.
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I have had these songs in my head since last night. Only some of it is poignant.
There's quite a mix in there, style wise.








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Anyone wanna come over and hit me on the head with a mallet?
I need sleep, desperately. I'm starting to see gremlins from the corner of my eyes.

I mean, there are more effective ways to get me to sleep, but niceties seem to be a bit of a rarity these days, so I'll take the violent option.


I hope I'm rested for the weekend....
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fyrfly:
well in that case a mallet is your best option. I'm still trying to kick the self-medicating to sleep but those herbal sleeping/insomnia pills can work well smile and no horrible side effects.
chameleonbiscuit:
When I can't sleep I imagine myself figure skating. Slow and graceful, round and round the rink - give it a go. smile
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Here are some pretty songs.
One's a really sweet ballad, the other is a really heavy murder ballad. Both seem to really reflect my current mood. Yes, I have been playing with my 12 string this evening.