I've had a rather amusing morning. Went for an interview for a job at a finance company, which, upon meeting the people, decided to sabotage.
I don't think phone drone is really the kind of thing I'd be able to do without going on a killing spree after a few days.
I took a note from an early episode of Peep Show, and during the Q&A part of the interview, asked the the guy if he had ever considered AMWAY. Then did an off the top of my head sales pitch.
With any luck I won't be hearing from those boring fucktards again.
Was my own fault really, my lust for money got the better of me when I applied. Thankfully my self respect came back.
There are few things that fill me with as much joy as the music of Led Zeppelin. Or that of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (essentially the same thing, but different too). 20 years later and I am still as in love with it as when I was 8/9 years old. It resonates more now though, having actually experienced life a bit. "If there's a bustle in your hedge-row" isn't so mysterious, put it that way.
I am procrastinating. I need to go grocery shopping, but really don't want to.
This is kinda how the interview went
Also, playing Nine Inch Nails songs on guitar just makes me want a Moog synthesiser really badly. And a Kaos Padd.
But mostly a Moog.
I don't think phone drone is really the kind of thing I'd be able to do without going on a killing spree after a few days.
I took a note from an early episode of Peep Show, and during the Q&A part of the interview, asked the the guy if he had ever considered AMWAY. Then did an off the top of my head sales pitch.
With any luck I won't be hearing from those boring fucktards again.
Was my own fault really, my lust for money got the better of me when I applied. Thankfully my self respect came back.
There are few things that fill me with as much joy as the music of Led Zeppelin. Or that of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (essentially the same thing, but different too). 20 years later and I am still as in love with it as when I was 8/9 years old. It resonates more now though, having actually experienced life a bit. "If there's a bustle in your hedge-row" isn't so mysterious, put it that way.
I am procrastinating. I need to go grocery shopping, but really don't want to.
This is kinda how the interview went
Also, playing Nine Inch Nails songs on guitar just makes me want a Moog synthesiser really badly. And a Kaos Padd.
But mostly a Moog.

chameleonbiscuit:
That's brilliant. You make me want to apply for a rubbish job just to sabotage the interview too.